Marc Singer Needs A Life

[android23]

So this weekend, furious_lil joined vertical_lock for his wife's limbik's appearance at the Pittsburgh ComicCon. Mental retardation abounded. Marc Singer tried to accost us at every step. The room smelled of sweat, newsprint, and moldy twenty sided dice.
Here is a pictorial commentary:


11am. We decided that the best way to deal with ComiCon was through the abuse of copious amounts of vodka. Luckily, the little barmaid poured strong, and in no time, we had the alcoholic fuel to deal with the unwashed.


That's right, bitches. That's me and THE AQUAMAN. Notice how furious_lil framed his lower junkial areas. His mighty trident, so to speak. We had shit to save.


Aren't you poor slobs all jealous as hell right now? We got our faces beat by THE BATMAN. This is after drink number 80, I think. Look how suave he looks.


It's Spandex Encasement Fetish Batwoman! At this point, alcohol poisoning was getting the better of us. Note how vertical_lock is kinda pouting in that "Jesus Christ, what the fuck is that?" kinda way. Why you may ask? Simple:


We we about to get our asses handed to us by SpiderManGuyWithGunsAndKnivesGuy. We don't know what the hell he was, but you'll have that.


General Veers was preparing his men, but his assistant took a break to shake hands.


This is right before vertical_lock and I were Jedi mind-tricked into a bukake session in a galaxy far, far away.


This is Rainbow Brite. Apparently, she's easy. It was rumored that she spent most of the convention doing that leprechaun dude's Lucky Charms.


The star of the ComiCon, limbik. vertical_lock got a smooch. I was grabbing her junk.


I don't know what the yellow thing is. All I know is that he was fondling Jackie Kennedy.


To the right is furious_lil's new mom. She'll pop a cap in your ass if you don't represent.

Comments

[furious-lil.livejournal.com]

w0rd. :p

[limbik.livejournal.com]

PLEASE go with us in July. The pictures will be priceless.

[android23.livejournal.com]

Well, I'll have to leave that up to the little lady.

[ciani.livejournal.com]

little lady.. she's like.. as tall as you are! She'll kick your ass!

[android23.livejournal.com]

Oh Christ.
We're going.

[limbik.livejournal.com]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA

bring a gun, it'll be huntin' season.

[amscray.livejournal.com]

"mind-tricked into a bukake session in a galaxy far, far away."

dear god...did you guys at least bring a towel? leave it up to george lucas to giz all over his fans over and over again v_v

[android23.livejournal.com]

I think he was actually disguised as the chubby x-wing pilot in the back.

[vertical-lock.livejournal.com]

these pics are fantastic. I believe the ninja guy was the mullet dude who was wearing the venom costume on friday.

[android23.livejournal.com]

Your icon needs to be animated. It needs to scroll down to his lower junkial areas and have arrows pointing and flashing "trident".

[dyadfaerie.livejournal.com]

I LOLed

[bindrune.livejournal.com]

priceless commentary! lol

[poliwitch.livejournal.com]

First Off OMG thank you for posting that, it was awesome. Dude the next time you do something like that I so what to be in on it, it looked like a blast :)

Second, TOTALLY LOving my copy of Missle Command, thanks once again.

[darclight.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHA good stuff
Also SpiderManGuyWithGunsAndKnivesGuy is Deadpool, some minor Marvel viallain type who bothered random superheros for no good reason

[android23.livejournal.com]

Well, Mr Dead "SpiderManGuyWithGunsAndKnivesGuy" Pool tried to make me deep throat his model paint smelling plastic ray gun.
What a douche.

[darclight.livejournal.com]

Yeah that was his super power.

[transmission00.livejournal.com]

hot shit i love that icon. <3

[revsphynx.livejournal.com]

The guy fondling Jackie O is The Monarch, and Jackie O is dr. Girlfriend.

I think you'd like Venture Bros.

[seph-ski.livejournal.com]

Ah man. I haven't even posted any of my vacation photos yet, and already you win.